Chinese Newyears song
I like Chinese, like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're always friendly and they're ready to please.
Verse: I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,
You'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.
Chorus: I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
They come from a long way overseas,
But they're cute and they're cuddly, and they're ready to please.
Verse: I like Chinese food,
The waiters never are rude,
Think of the many things they've done to impress,
There's Maoism, Taoism, I Ching and chess.
Chorus: So I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their
yin and yang-ese.
Verse: I like Chinese thought,
The wisdom that Confucious taught,
If Darwin is anything to shout about,
The Chinese will survive us all without any doubt.
Chorus: So I like Chinese, I like Chinese,
They only come up to your knees,
Yet they're wise and they're witty, and they're ready to please.
Verse: (in Chinese)
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese, Their food is guaranteed to please,
A fourteen, a seven, a nine and lychees.
Chorus: I like Chinese,
I like Chinese, I like their tiny little trees,
Their Zen, their ping-pong, their yin and yang-ese.
Fade: I like Chinese, I like Chinese
Give Me That Good Old Vino
I like my gin - it helps me get in,
But give me that good old vino.
I like my vino,
It gives me a schwing supremo.
Chorus
Aye-yi-yi-yi,
Si, si signora.
My sister Belinda she pissed out the window
And filled up my brand new sombrero.
I like my beer - it helps cure gonorrhea,
But give me that good old vino.
I like my liquor - it makes me cum quicker,
But give me that good old vino.
I like my brandy - it makes me feel randy,
But give me that good old vino.
I like my stout - it helps me get out,
But give me that good old vino.
I like my rum - it helps me to cum,
But give me that good old vino.
Aahlawetta
Aahlawetta, gentile, aahlawetta,
Aahlawetta je te plumerai.
Does he have the thinning hair?
Yes, he has the thinning hair,
Thinning hair, thinning hair,
Aah, Aah, Aah, Aah. . .
Wrinkled brow. . .
Roving eyes. . .
Crooked nose. . .
Beer fart breath. . .
Lifeless tongue. . .
Double chin. . .
Hairy tits. . .
Big beer belly. . .
Big fat ass. . .
Tiny thing. . .
Limp dick . . .
Raisin balls. . .
Rug-burned knees. . .
Smelly feet. . .
