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Give Me That Good Old Vino

I like my gin - it helps me get in,
But give me that good old vino.
I like my vino,
It gives me a schwing supremo.

Chorus
Aye-yi-yi-yi,
Si, si signora.
My sister Belinda she pissed out the window
And filled up my brand new sombrero.

I like my beer - it helps cure gonorrhea,
But give me that good old vino.

I like my liquor - it makes me cum quicker,
But give me that good old vino.

I like my brandy - it makes me feel randy,
But give me that good old vino.

I like my stout - it helps me get out,
But give me that good old vino.

I like my rum - it helps me to cum,
But give me that good old vino.



Aahlawetta

Aahlawetta, gentile, aahlawetta,
Aahlawetta je te plumerai.

Does he have the thinning hair?
Yes, he has the thinning hair,
Thinning hair, thinning hair,
Aah, Aah, Aah, Aah. . .

Wrinkled brow. . .
Roving eyes. . .
Crooked nose. . .
Beer fart breath. . .
Lifeless tongue. . .
Double chin. . .
Hairy tits. . .
Big beer belly. . .
Big fat ass. . .
Tiny thing. . .
Limp dick . . .
Raisin balls. . .
Rug-burned knees. . .
Smelly feet. . .